June 2012
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ugly-feelings:
sometimes i just want to get a fake orange spray tan and bleach my hair blonde and wear hollister and a&f and american eagle and uggs exclusively and wear frosted lipglosses and make ducklips faces and care about jersey shore and gossip girl. because apparently “nice” dudes hate when girls that because it’s “fake”, it’s “slutty”, it’s overdone/tasteless/”dumb” but fuck you....
May 2012
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
“I was the same chick, because I’ve been her forever, and I know her, and she...”
– Janis Joplin (via milesaboveyourcircumstance)
“I could not think of being unkind, even to a mortal enemy. It would hurt me. I...”
– Paramahansa Yogananda (via elige)
Ten things I love about myself:
nutrientnatalie:
I love my strong heart. Through the heartbreaks, and when my heart has been racing a thousand beats a minute at a concert or when I was doing something I wasn’t supposed to be doing, my heart has never let me down. I love how it pumps blood through my body when I work out and feel like it’s going to burst through my chest.
I love my eyes. I’m thankful that I’m able to see the...
igotsunshiiine asked: you're fucking dope!
sensitivefilipino:
triye:
Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
madeagoestohell:
madeagoestohell:
friending my school cafeteria lady on facebook was literally the best decision of my life
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